Monthly Archives: March, 2006

Ever Wonder

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here is some actual label instructions on consumer goods: -On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (And that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) -On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No …

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7 Sins of IE 7.0 Beta 2 Preview

From first-hand experience: 1. MSN 7.5 stopped working 2. Pages take comparatively more time to load 3. Takes a bit longer to launch 4. Saves web pages as .mht by default and does not remember your preference 5. When saving pages as Web page complete, it saves them as HTML only! 6. Completely loaded pages …

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Brand new Intel, same old story

Intel today unveiled its new corporate logo having raised the famous e and has removed the tag line Intel Inside™ with a flashier Leap ahead™ with a linear Intel™. The move comes after 37-years when the original Intel logo was designed in 1968 by founders Gordon Moore and Robert Noyce. In 1991 Intel added the …

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Teacher lies!

In order of appearance: Obia Barni: Out, out, out {door being closed}. Khawaja: Lekin miss Metro aaj phir der seh ahi heh. Madam Valika: {No comments}, also known as ZABNani. Syed Jafri: Isn’t it? Us zamane me USA ne Apollo launch kiya, Russia ne Sputnik launch kiya, lekin mene kuch ni kiya! Farah Naz: Class …

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My apologies but then not!

Some time between Jan 06 – 16 this year 99Celcius was done without clue; apparently the MySQL DB of 99Celcius was deleted! My Host denies any wrong doings and pointed a finger to Hacktism….and neither did they have regular backups nor did I! So it finally boiled down to some 6-months and significant amount of …

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