Ever Wonder

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here is some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (And that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

-On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

-On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how??)

-On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (but, it’s just a suggestion.)

-On Tescos Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (well duh, a bit late, huh!)

-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (and you thought????)

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (but wouldn’t this save me more time?)

-On Boots Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!)

-On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (and I am taking this because???)

-On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?)

-On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

-On Sunsburys peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (talk about a news flash)

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (step 3: maybe, uh fly Delta?)

-On a childs Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

-On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Source: via email



  1. Ali

    Nice one, dude.

    Keep posting the magazines link they are really worth reading.

    God Bless You.

  2. Ajmal

    Shayan , its always good to have really clear instructions , the world is full of crazy people !!

    Keep posting !

  3. Shayan

    Couldn’t have said it better 🙂

  4. Knight

    Thanks Shayan, your site is absolute FAB!

  5. You SUCK Shayan and so does this website .. just kidding .. 😛 !!

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