Please recite daily.
Husband (a Computer Professor) returning late from work talks to his wife:
Hi dear. I’m logged in
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name
Wife: But I told you in the morning?
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband: By default
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot
Wife: Are you going to have some snacks?
Husband: File system full
Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
Husband: only user with WRITE permission
Wife: What is my value in this family?
Husband: Unknown virus
Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you are being just funny?
Husband: Too many parameters!
Wife: I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated
Wife: I’ll leave you forever
Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user
Wife: its worthless talking to you
Husband: Shutdown the computer
Wife: I’m going
Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer
I don’t know how many times I have had a ride on LE chugging from Mombasa to Nairobi or vice versa with my grand parents. Having our own room in the carriage, playing, laughing, watching beautiful scenery, listening to stories from my grand dad, or sleeping on the bunk bed as the tugging train jolts you slightly side by side as you rock to sleep.
I really miss the good old times. 😉
Ed’s note: Appeared on Sunday Dawn on May 7. You can read more about the history of East Africa railways here.
Your true color is Green!
Shayan, your true color is Green!
You are green, the color of growth and vigor. Good-hearted and giving, you have a knack for finding and bringing out the best in people. Green is the most down-to-earth color in the spectrum reliable and trustworthy. People know they can count on you to be around in times of need, since your concern for people is genuine and sincere. You take pride in being a good friend. For you, success is measured in terms of personal achievement and growth, not by status or position. Rare as emeralds, greens are wonderful, natural people. It truly is your color!