Please recite daily.



IT Couple

Husband (a Computer Professor) returning late from work talks to his wife:
Hi dear. I’m logged in

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name

Wife: But I told you in the morning?
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found

Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you
Husband: Data type mismatch

Wife: You are useless
Husband: By default

Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time

Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot

Wife: Are you going to have some snacks?
Husband: File system full

Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
Husband: only user with WRITE permission

Wife: What is my value in this family?
Husband: Unknown virus

Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you are being just funny?
Husband: Too many parameters!

Wife: I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated

Wife: I’ll leave you forever
Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user

Wife: its worthless talking to you
Husband: Shutdown the computer

Wife: I’m going
Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer

Lunatic Express

Lunatic Express

I don’t know how many times I have had a ride on LE chugging from Mombasa to Nairobi or vice versa with my grand parents. Having our own room in the carriage, playing, laughing, watching beautiful scenery, listening to stories from my grand dad, or sleeping on the bunk bed as the tugging train jolts you slightly side by side as you rock to sleep.

I really miss the good old times. 😉

Ed’s note: Appeared on Sunday Dawn on May 7. You can read more about the history of East Africa railways here.

What’s Your True Color?

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Your true color is Green!

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Shayan, your true color is Green!

You are green, the color of growth and vigor. Good-hearted and giving, you have a knack for finding and bringing out the best in people. Green is the most down-to-earth color in the spectrum reliable and trustworthy. People know they can count on you to be around in times of need, since your concern for people is genuine and sincere. You take pride in being a good friend. For you, success is measured in terms of personal achievement and growth, not by status or position. Rare as emeralds, greens are wonderful, natural people. It truly is your color!