Application for Spouse 1.0 now being accepted

Our client is a dashing eligible bachelor and is now accepting application for the above mentioned vacancy.

Minimum requirements
The candidate:
• Should not exceed 25 years of age as of Sept 30, 2007
• Must posses a Bachelors degree in any discipline, Masters would be an added advantage
• Must weigh between 50 – 60 Kg and have a height between 5” 6 – 5” 10
• Knowledge of cuisine formulation is mandatory, household economic would be an added advantage
• Must give a list of all projects undertaken (incl. boy friends name, address, duration, and reason for leaving)
• Should be able to think out of the box
• Should posses excellent communication skills (and ignore petty issues)
• Should be a team player (be able to handle parents, siblings, cousins, neighbours……)
• Should have exemplary monetary and budgeting skills
• Should be able to work under extreme pressure for long hours if necessary to bring peace and harmony in the family

As this is an entry level position, candidates with prior experience shall not be accepted. Contract duration is lifetime with no probationary period.

The right candidate will be provided with abundance of love and happiness, extensive domestic travel, annual return tickets to your pre-marital home, and time to time overseas assignments as need arises.

If you meet the above requirements apply in confidence with a recent passport sized photograph

Ed’s note: 99Celcius is an Equal Opportunity match-maker. 😉



  1. Hassan

    hahaha….way to go dude!
    you missed two points though:
    – should be devoid of skills that would harm my laptop (by throwing it!!!)
    – should wake me up in the morning by saying “wakeup sheeeeyaaan wakeup”

    and one thing more, the opening is only for females right?

  2. Khawaja

    hahaha good one shayan…. and nice commment hassan hahaha…

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