Category Archives: Humour++

Wo+

Element: WOMEN Symbol: Wo+ Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg. Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Boils at room temperature. 2. Freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper …

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African Proverbs

“When a man is stung by a bee, he doesn’t set off to destroy all beehives” – Kenya “The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem” – Ethiopia. “A short man is not a boy” – Nigeria “No matter how hot your anger …

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BP oil spill

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Customer service

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

This is pretty old, now with Kenyan twist. KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. OBAMA: Because, YES IT CAN! MARTIN LUTHER KING (JR): … I envision a world where all chickens …

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Harvard MBA

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. “Not very long.” they answered in unison. “Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” The fishermen explained that their small catches were …

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Credit crunch

It’s a slow day in a little northern town called Maghull. There’s a chill in the air, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a well to do type of guy is driving through town. He stops at a local hotel …

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The good wife’s guide

Lol…lucky men of the 50s. Appeared in a South African newspaper on May 13, 1955.

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Goat on wheels!

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Teamwork

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