Category Archives: Krazy

Brit thinks she’s reincarnated Queen!

Nileen Namita has spent a fortune, £200,000 on 51 plastic surgeries to look like Egyptian Queen Nefertiti, as since childhood she often dreamt of her.

In her earlier pic she looks much better and decent. Well women what can you say!

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Ever Wonder

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here is some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (And that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

-On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

-On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how??)

-On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (but, it’s just a suggestion.)

-On Tescos Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (well duh, a bit late, huh!)

-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (and you thought????)

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (but wouldn’t this save me more time?)

-On Boots Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!)

-On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (and I am taking this because???)

-On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?)

-On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

-On Sunsburys peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (talk about a news flash)

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (step 3: maybe, uh fly Delta?)

-On a childs Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

-On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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